I’m usually not very saddened by celebrity deaths. I mean, they’re just people like the rest of us, but some of them make an impression.

For me, personally, Chester Bennington, Kobe Bryant, and Alex Trebek hit the hardest (random grouping, I know). Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory stayed in the CD player of my 1987 Oldsmobile Calais for at least 3 straight months.

As for Mr. Trebek, my family watched Jeopardy! every single night growing up. Alex was the man.

And Kobe’s loss was just so sudden and hard to grasp.

Sadly, we just lost another good one. Dolly Parton has died at 80.

Seeing as the point of my Substack is to try to make people laugh in the hard times, I feel like this is a good time for what Milton Berle would call “an instant vacation.”

On social media, I posted “God, you took the wrong 80 year old,” implying that it should have been Donald.

Chris commented with this apt observation:

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Kevin

Around here, we give out awards to the worst and weirdest Christians.

I call it…The Fundies!

Up first, we have Buddy, who has apparently never heard the word “Evangelical” before.

Captain Vocab 🏆

The “great comedian” that I was copying? Jeff Foxworthy. I was copying the “you might be a redneck” gimmick but saying “you might be an evangelical.”

Is he saying that the amazing Foxworthy also sounds like an idiot because he uses the same word over and over again?

Also, the unnecessary commas were a great touch.

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It always blows my mind that Christians claim to know the future.

Look, I get it that their book says that xyz will happen, but…c’mon.

Nathan here had to give me the rundown…

Of course, I add my little absurdity to the end to point out how ridiculous it is to claim that all of this nonsense will take place.

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Let’s look at some Christian cringe that I saw on Facebook this week!

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It’s 2026, and Evangelicals STILL can’t understand that the issue that atheists have isn’t with their god; it’s with THE EVANGELICALS.

They don’t understand hypotheticals.

They don’t understand that when I say “God did xyz” that I don’t actually believe in god and that I’m pointing out the flaws in the logic of those who do.

When’s the last time someone told you that Thor won’t be happy with you on Judgment Day?

When’s the last time someone told you to that if you don’t believe in unicorns, you’ll be eternally punished?

Are the Ten Bigfoot Commandments being put in schools?

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Yesterday, I submitted my final assignment to complete my Bachelor’s in Business Administration! For many people, a Bachelor’s degree probably isn’t much, and the fact that I’m just now finishing at 43 is even less impressive, but I’m pumped!

Now, I get to turn my full attention to making…

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Around here, we give out awards to the worst and weirdest Christians.

I call it…The Fundies!

Let’s get into it!

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If you’re like me, you grow tired of religious zealots. I made the super smart decision to make content about atheism and religion daily, so now I get comments like this one every day:

Thanks, Kris. Super sweet of you!

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SOUTH CAROLINA—Dwight Privlige, local incel, was seen berating a Starbucks barista on Sunday afternoon.

Upon noticing pink hair and an eyebrow ring, Privlige decided to place his order under the name “We are Charlie Kirk.”

When the barista refused to use verbalize the seething guests’s ps…

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As you are reading this, my fiancee and I are probably on our way to NaNoCon in Nashville, TN to hang out with some fellow skeptics!

If you happen to be going, please come say hi!

This week, I’m recording a little mini podcast for paid subs…

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Ya know, when Trump won the 2024 election, much was said about how Gen Z men were one of the key components of making that happen.

Influenced by manosphere brainiacs like Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Andrew Schultz, and Theo Von, young bros were voting more for Trump than the young bros in the…

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They say that if you get haters online, you’re probably doing something right. If that’s the case, I must be doing something really right.

Evangelicals don’t like to see anyone criticizing their religion online. I get that. They feel personally attacked.

Recently, I’ve been making posts th…

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I am so fucking excited for the future.

Incredibly excited.

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I love sports. I grew up watching baseball, football, basketball, golf, hockey… I didn’t really seek out tennis or soccer, but I enjoyed watching them when they were on the TV.

We used to play baseball in my neighbor’s yard, next to his corn field. The neighbors would come over. It really…

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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆 It’s like The Dundies, except these are given to awful Christians.

Let’s go!

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I’m still not sure if social media is a net good or net bad for society. I lean toward net good because it lets people find others who are like them. It helps people to feel less alone. It’s an escape.

But I think we can all agree that it can be an absolute cesspool at times.

I used …

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Pride month always brings out the absolute worst in Evangelical Christians.

They punch down on the LGBTQ+ community for an entire month (in addition to the other 11 months, but it’s a bit more concentrated in June).

They also do not understand the concept of punching down and, in an …

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Welcome back to The Frank Truth Show. I’m your host, Frank Truth, and it feels really good to be back in my flesh again.

Well, not “in my flesh” as in sin, but if you listened to the last episode, you know I was turned into a Jesus puppet.

I’m happy to say that God healed me. I believe he humbled me by turning me into a puppet because I spent a little too much time lusting over Melania Trump in the past few weeks.

I had to repent to Jeanine and Jesus, and it feels good to be in the podcast chair again.

On the program this week, we’ll be talking about Pride month, fireworks, Mitch McConnell, Graham Platner, Taylor Swift, the World Cup, and another member of the Woke Watchlist.

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Well, the plan was to record a new episode of The Frank Truth Show this week for paid subscribers, but I’ve been sick for a few days (I think it’s the ‘vid), and I can’t really muster the energy to record a podcast in character…

So, instead, I’m going to drop a private video that I previously recorded where we try to figure out whether a quote is from The Bible, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones! Come play along.

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